It was the age of darkness, where man had to live in fear of monsters and demons, reigned the mighty Werewolf, Whisper. The most dreaded day came…
“Hang on… I haven’t shaved my basement yet!” Whisper.
In jumps a guy in black coat, black shades, black hair, black ass and astonishingly white teeth. Yeah you guessed right. No sorry I don’t give chocolates for right answers. He shows up gritting his teeth to imply he’s all angry and shit. All hell breaks loose… Fists thrown, punches, kicks and blood everywhere. It was too late and whisper realized he should kept the shaving for a rainy day…
He sees a light at the end of tunnel and realizes he’s being pulled on to it.
“Yo kid… How you been on earth…? Naughty or Nice…”
“You are not Santa Dog with double g, St.Peter just let me in… “
“Chill homey… You gotta redeem yourself before you set foot in heaven….”
“From the sins you committed… Here I got it all in this book… First for mangling little Marie’s baby doll…”
“Hey my teeth were all sore that day… You should be happy I dint mangle little Marie…”
“Next for disturbing Mr.Pierce’s sleep every full moon night with your howling”
“Howling?... Those are love moans baby…”
“Love moans? But why on full moon night?”
“Like humans we don’t have the advantage of Electric bulbs… I need to know what goes where… I don’t wanna land in the wrong side of town and end up being called a Dirty Prick…”
“Smart answers not gonna help you whisper… You are sentenced to burn in fires for 10 days…”
“10 days?... I would be dead by then…”
“Remember whisper you are already dead… You ll just feel the pain…”
“Jeez… I thought hell was a different place…”
After 10 long days Whisper found himself standing on long queue.
“Hey buddy what are we doing standing in the queue?”
“We gonna meet God… and we can choose our next birth…”
“That’s not bad… what would I wanna be… lemme think… Dragon? Naah…I got syneses… How about a hot girl everyone craves? Like Pam… Psst… I wouldn’t like people drumming on my tities…. Hotel Heiress? Then everyone would be downloading my sex tapes…. I know… I ll become that and get back at blade… The V thing…”
You see werewolf’s are not allowed say the V-word. Crap, I am allowed say that, Vampire… Whisper wanted to be a vampire….
Now whisper stood face to face with God…
“I want to be the thing that sucks blood”
“That has wings”
“Is that it…?”
And God made him….
Why would anybody wanna have wings there? Its not aero-dynamically a good place to have wings…
This could happen you know… You are making out with a girl… Kissing fondling and you pull down her panties and a pair of wings flutters out…. EEESSSSHHHH…. I just grossed myself out… Next time with another story….